“How to deactivate a cat”
For those that are like “what?” it is instinct for a cat to stop moving when picked up by the scruff of the neck, as that’s how a mother cat gets her kittens places.
OH MY GODS THEY HAVE AN OFF SWITCH
YOU KNOW THAT LIKE AWKWARD TIME IN FRIENDSHIP WHEN YOU’VE JUST MET THE PERSON SO YOU HAVE TO ACT NORMAL AND HAVE NORMAL BORING CONVERSATIONS BECAUSE YOU CANT ACT LIKE YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU DONT WANT THEM TO NOT LIKE YOU
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